Marco Rubio has a Large

"I have a big <HANDS> too."

As Congressman Marco Rubio grilled Rex Tillerson on whether or not Vladimir Putin was an international slime-ball and a war criminal I couldn't help but think of a young man that wanted to let all the older gentlemen in the room know that he, like them, also has a large <HANDS>.

He just wanted to make sure, that after the Republican primaries and all the confusion, sexual innuendo, and political humiliation, that his <HANDS> size was never in doubt and was indeed large enough for him to ask Mr. Tillerson the big and important questions that will get you on all the TV news programs.

No incoming Secretary of State is going to start off their tenure by calling the Russian President a war criminal in an internationally televised congressional confirmation hearing no matter what they may think personally. And congressman Rubio knows that.

Instead of asking questions that could possibly inform on the future direction of the State Department and our nation's foreign policy he decided to put his <HANDS> on display. Well played and congratulations Mr. Rubio, you have a big <HANDS>. I'll spread the word and thanks for the show.

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